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Jokes You Won’t Find in Your Christmas Cracker
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At the Weird Fish HQ we love jokes and riddles. A good laugh is the best medicine and these are bound to entertain the whole family this Christmas.
What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
Welfy!
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What do you call a snowman who goes on Love Island?
A melt!
Who is Santa’s favourite actor?
Willem Dafoe-ho-ho
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Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
All Virgin flights were cancelled!
I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today...
‘I think it was from my Uncle Ben!’
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas?
He felt his presents
Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
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Who is a Christmas tree’s favourite singer?
Spruce Springsteen
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
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What happened to the burglar who robbed an advent calendar factory?
He got 25 days
Which Christmas carol is about an animal with three legs?
Little Wonkey
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What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navidad!